Obama's going to Mexico. And guns and drugs top his agenda there. Ok? So, he thinks he can go to Mexico and get fucked up and shoot people and it will be ok because he's in Mexico? I'm not really sure I agree with this. What? He's...he's what? Oh, he's going there to talk to the Mexican people about their gun and drug trafficking problem? Oh, ok. That makes more sense. That's a shame though. I had more respect for him before.
Speaking of respect, he's pretty much lost everyone's. This according to American Apparel, the clothing store that features people like this as models...
Goddamnit. Anyway, Originally, Woody sued AA for posting his image on some of their billboards, thus, damaging his reputation. AA's witty comeback, "You already did that yourself." Where are they getting this from?
Oh, right.
Oh, fuck. What are you going to not shut up about now? What are you going to go on and on and on about that is so fucking obvious that a goddamn Hellen Keller could figure it out? What? You're retiring? After 30 years of witty play-by-plays you're finally choosing to call it quits? Madden states that he's not completely giving up the gab. He does plan on sitting his fat ass on the couch every Sunday where he will continue calling the games for absolutely nobody. So, he'll pretty much have the same audience.
Hey, congratulations Earth. 8th warmest temperature on record in 2009. Nice going. Researchers say if we keep this up, we'll never get rid of...
Actually, we could use you right now in this, so stick around. Al's turning his attention away from the sun and looking towards "induced pluripotent" stem cells. Fuck, Al, what the hell are you doing now? We barely want to listen to you go on about things we understand. But what the hell is pluripotent? Oh. It's a $20 million venture that replaces embryonic stem cells with ordinary skin cells. Ordinary? Well, that does sound Gorish. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! Ok, moving on.
So, Obama isn't going to file charges against CIA officials for waterboarding. I don't see what the big deal is. So they need to cut loose once in awhile. Who doesn't? I mean since when has it been illegal to...what? Waterboarding is what? Simulated drowning? That's kind of fucked up.
And so is this guy. Miles. We could give a shit less about you until Wednesday night. When ABC decided to center an entire episode around you. It's about time. We knew he could talk to dead people and that he was Asian but what ABC thought we didn't know even though we already did like twenty episodes ago was that his dad is that other Asian guy from all the orientation videos. The guy with 85,000 different names. Yeah, so Miles has daddy issues because his dad left him when he was 3 months. And some how Miles acquired this special gift of hearing the dead, which is how he ended up on the island. Which he thinks makes him special until Hurley tells him that he can see dead people and that he's writing a movie that's already been written. Meanwhile, Kate is doing what she does best: fucking shit up and ruining people's lives. And Jack is apparently growing his hair out. Oh, and Farraday shows up at the end speaking all sinister and soft. But man does that man know how to grow a nice looking beard.
But not like this guy. Goddamnit Billy Mays, I could run my fingers through your beard all night. The Oxiclean promoter's new show,
Pitchmen, debuted Wednesday night on the Discovery Channel. Nobody watched though. They were too busy listening to a love ballad written by this guy...
The notorious gangster had a soft spot it seems. While spending time in jail, Capone wrote a very touching Italian love ballad that centered around...
Although Capone never knew whose body the chalk outline was actually drawn for, he is known to have said that it was the most beautiful outline he had ever seen.
Hey Cuba. What? You want to talk now? You want to just get together, open a bottle of wine and spill your guts? Cuba wants to have an open discussion with the US about "everything". From political prisoners to human rights to whether or not it was a smart move for ABC to kill Edie off Desperate Housewives. When asked if she had any regrets, Sheridan responded with, "Just one."...
Well, that's obvious.
And so is this. According to the EPA, Greenhouse gases are a danger to our health. Thanks. For that. Really.
New study shows that eating a lot is bad for you.
And so is drinking too much. Just like...
was bad for Nicollette Sheridan. And...
is bad for black people. And let's not forget about...
being bad for moviegoers everywhere. And, yes, that's all the news that's fit to suck.
Obama's going to Mexico. And guns and drugs top his agenda there. Ok? So, he thinks he can go to Mexico and get fucked up and shoot people and it will be ok because he's in Mexico? I'm not really sure I agree with this. What? He's...he's what? Oh, he's going there to talk to the Mexican people about their gun and drug trafficking problem? Oh, ok. That makes more sense. That's a shame though. I had more respect for him before.
Speaking of respect, he's pretty much lost everyone's. This according to American Apparel, the clothing store that features people like this as models...
Goddamnit. Anyway, Originally, Woody sued AA for posting his image on some of their billboards, thus, damaging his reputation. AA's witty comeback, "You already did that yourself." Where are they getting this from?
Oh, right.
Oh, fuck. What are you going to not shut up about now? What are you going to go on and on and on about that is so fucking obvious that a goddamn Hellen Keller could figure it out? What? You're retiring? After 30 years of witty play-by-plays you're finally choosing to call it quits? Madden states that he's not completely giving up the gab. He does plan on sitting his fat ass on the couch every Sunday where he will continue calling the games for absolutely nobody. So, he'll pretty much have the same audience.
Hey, congratulations Earth. 8th warmest temperature on record in 2009. Nice going. Researchers say if we keep this up, we'll never get rid of...
The notorious gangster had a soft spot it seems. While spending time in jail, Capone wrote a very touching Italian love ballad that centered around...
Although Capone never knew whose body the chalk outline was actually drawn for, he is known to have said that it was the most beautiful outline he had ever seen.
Hey Cuba. What? You want to talk now? You want to just get together, open a bottle of wine and spill your guts? Cuba wants to have an open discussion with the US about "everything". From political prisoners to human rights to whether or not it was a smart move for ABC to kill Edie off Desperate Housewives. When asked if she had any regrets, Sheridan responded with, "Just one."...
Well, that's obvious.
And so is this. According to the EPA, Greenhouse gases are a danger to our health. Thanks. For that. Really.
New study shows that eating a lot is bad for you.
And so is drinking too much. Just like...
is bad for black people. And let's not forget about...
being bad for moviegoers everywhere. And, yes, that's all the news that's fit to suck.
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